looking at yourself is a full-time job

a ballerina’s guide to being perceived (mostly by yourself)

Oct 13 • sarah dewald

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you’ve made yourself useful. now what?

on being very good at everything except having a good time

Oct 4 • sarah dewald

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September 2026

your outfit’s roi may be embarrassingly low

what four nyfw looks taught me about how much trouble looking good gets to justify

Sep 29 • sarah dewald

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the opportunity cost of being unbothered

from unanswered dms to front row at tibi: a case for having absolutely no chill about what you love.

Sep 19 • sarah dewald

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your closet is draining your life force

on hostile waistbands, low-battery dressing, and the minimum viable outfit

Sep 9 • sarah dewald

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August 2026

mr big? no — ms big.

on courage, surrender, and the strangely spiritual act of getting dressed

Aug 12 • sarah dewald

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April 2026

the embarrassment of wanting what you want

and the haunting side effects of extended girlboss-ification

Apr 30 • sarah dewald

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75% of women believe clothes can change how they feel. so why aren't they using them?

i spent $300 to survey 175 women. Raye wrote the thesis before i did. (part 4 of 4)

Apr 7 • sarah dewald

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March 2026

94% protection. 6% play. we need to talk.

i spent $300 to survey 175 women. consider this a state of emergency. (part 3 of 4)

Mar 29 • sarah dewald

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charlotte york was right, i fear

re: the final stage of the woo-woo pipeline

Mar 17 • sarah dewald

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February 2026

the nervous system of entering nyfw without credentials

why exposure rewires hierarchy faster than an invite

Feb 28 • sarah dewald

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January 2026

a post-mortem on autopilot dressing

what 175 women reveal about ease and pleasure (Part 2 of 4)

Jan 13 • sarah dewald

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