your closet is draining your life force

on hostile waistbands, low-battery dressing, and the minimum viable outfit

5 hrs ago • sarah dewald

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August 2026

mr big? no — ms big.

on courage, surrender, and the strangely spiritual act of getting dressed

Aug 12 • sarah dewald

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April 2026

the embarrassment of wanting what you want

and the haunting side effects of extended girlboss-ification

Apr 30 • sarah dewald

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75% of women believe clothes can change how they feel. so why aren't they using them?

i spent $300 to survey 175 women. Raye wrote the thesis before i did. (part 4 of 4)

Apr 7 • sarah dewald

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March 2026

94% protection. 6% play. we need to talk.

i spent $300 to survey 175 women. consider this a state of emergency. (part 3 of 4)

Mar 29 • sarah dewald

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charlotte york was right, i fear

re: the final stage of the woo-woo pipeline

Mar 17 • sarah dewald

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February 2026

the nervous system of entering nyfw without credentials

why exposure rewires hierarchy faster than an invite

Feb 28 • sarah dewald

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January 2026

a post-mortem on autopilot dressing

what 175 women reveal about ease and pleasure (Part 2 of 4)

Jan 13 • sarah dewald

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this is not a fashion dataset

i spent $300 to ask women how getting dressed feels (part 1 of 4)

Jan 5 • sarah dewald

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December 2025

quiet luxury isn't about style.

beige with better pr? not quite.

Dec 30, 2025 • sarah dewald

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on the mysterious competence of the universe

a study in release, recalibration, and the shocking accuracy of cosmic timing.

Dec 7, 2025 • sarah dewald

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November 2025

a desperate plea: for the love of god, WEAR MORE SILK.

on the quiet seduction of slowing down.

Nov 24, 2025 • sarah dewald

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